Today, James gave Daddy a present in the spirit of this weekend's Father's Day. Below is the hilarious conversation between James and Daddy about the aforementioned present.
James: Daddy, I got you a present!
(James gets Mommy's bottle of Vaseline Total Moisture Conditioning Lotion off Mommy's nightstand and gives it to Daddy.)
Daddy: You did?! Thank you James! That was so nice of you.
(James smiles.)
Daddy: Did you buy this with your own money?
James: Yes.
Daddy: You did?! How much did it cost?
James: Five dollars!
Daddy: Five Dollars?! Well, thank you very much, that was very nice of you James. Why did you think of this for Daddy?
James: Because this (pushes the pump on top of the bottle shooting lotion out and down the side of the bottle). Plus because put on my butt and plus my diaper!
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Oh man, that's hilarious! What a card.
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